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A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.
The police man stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.
The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go tell your people ?"
The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here.
The police man said: "All these people inside this your small car ? I charge you for overloading.
The man replied: Massa, they are just here in spirit "
Spirit? beer or Pito? I now charge you with Driving Under the influence and overloading."
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?!
Los Angeles Police lucked out with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
Go to Hell
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
In a country in Africa people get burried in special coffin in line with their line of work. At the funeral of a cardiologist, his coffin was heart-shaped. A colleague doctor present started laughing which startled all the mourners. When asked why, he said. "I am thinking of the shape of my own coffin because I am a gynaecologist".
The Lawyers Funeral
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?" A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching." "No, we came to make sure he was dead."
Michael Jackson jokes
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and the other is a plastic bag.