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Joke 1

John, teaching his child to talk: "Repeat after me, 'I can walk,"
Child: "I can walk."
John: "I can talk."
Child: "I can talk."
John: "I can fly."
Child: "That is a lie."

Joke 2

A woman hurried into a shop, picked up a can of fly-spray, handed it to the assistant and asked, "Is this good for wasps?" After looking at it for a moment, he said, "No madam. It will kill them" 

Joke 3

I think it is wrong," says a comedian, "that only one company makes the game monopoly!"

Joke 4

Three barbers ran shops in the same street. The first barber put up a notice in his window stating,
"I am the best barber in town." Seeing this, the second barber put up a notice,
"I am the best barber in the world." 
Not to be beaten, the third barber put up a notice which simply read,, "I am the best barber in this street."

Joke 5

Mrs. Arthur decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those things." "I know," said the woman. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewellery."

Joke 6

Take a pencil and a paper," the teacher said, "and writes an essay with the title 
'If I Were a Millionaire.'" Everybody but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

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